Who needs a masters degree in business, when they can enter the working world with a degree in something like sports trivia, or stand up comedy, that you can get in your spare time from DirecTV? Learning at a college or university is expensive and takes lots of time and dedication. Learning from DirecTV programming only takes a bag of pop corn and a big soft couch.

Besides, no one wants to hear what some high falootin big shot with multiple degrees from some big time university has to say. But when you belly up to the bar at your local watering hole and start to share all the information you have gathered by watching the twenty-five channels of sports programming that DirecTV carries, you will find yourself the total focus of everyone's rapt attention.

DirecTV carries a wide mix of topics in their easy to afford programming packages that are loaded with channels for you to surf through. Do you know what caliber of pistol that Clint Eastwood carried as Dirty Harry? It was a 44 magnum. Every person should know this and so many other useful facts that can be gleaned from the fantastic programming from DirecTV.

What is wisdom anyway, but a big conglomeration of trivia and those with the most trivia crammed in their melons, are therefore the wisest. Is this making any sense to you? It's so easy to add topics to your programming package from DirecTV and they have so many to choose from.

Study adult programming and maybe you can come to some conclusions on that subject. It seems that no one has been able to come up with a solid answer as to why that all happens yet. If you can solve that mystery, you might be able to rule the world itself.

You don't need a good memory for learning from DirecTV, because they give you a free top of the line Hughes receiver with a digital video recorder built right into it, so you can use it to remember everything for you. It has a full one-hundred hours of memory in its computer, which is a lot more memory then some of the people I have been unfortunate enough to be acquainted with in my life.

It has loads of functions for you t play with and the Hughes DVR receiver powered by TiVo has instant slow motion replay that will come in real handy while you are studying the adult programming that you added to your programming package. So the next time your mom asks you why you haven't enrolled in school and aren't trying to make something of yourself. You can tell her that you have and that you are getting satellite TV programming from DirecTV and it's almost the same thing.

Just think how proud she will be. Don't worry about installation because the folks at DirecTV do all that for you, in up to four rooms in your house. They even throw in a free digital camera now so you can use it for great graduation pics.