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yorba linda
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Whew, that was fun. 2. Well, I almost missed you. 3. I thought I was going to hit someone and luckily you came out of the blue and hit me. 4. This will be fun to sort out. 5. Life doesn't get any ...
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12.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Driving at the normal speed through fog. 2. Driving at the normal speed through heavy rain or snow. 3. Paying more attention to one's passenger than to traffic conditions. 4. Failing to allow truc...
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13.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Always drive a little less than the speed limit in the fast lane on freeways. 2. Never signal your intention to turn or others will take advantage. 3. Playing the radio as loud as you can warns ot...
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14.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Looking at things in the car instead of on the road. 2. Paying more attention to the radio than to one's driving. 3. Losing one's train of thought by talking incessantly on the cell phone. 4. Payi...
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15.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Stopping frequently for no reason. 2. Making unexpected u-turns. 3. Making turns at two miles an hour. 4. Driving like a race car driver. 5. Driving like a tortoise. 6. Failing to check blind spot...
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16.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Swerving to keep alert. 2. Hitting the bumps between the lanes for extra fun. 3. Driving on your bald tires until they blow out. 4. Reading all the billboards to stay informed. 5. Driving faster i...
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17.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A bill for a meal this is more than what you would expect at a four star restaurant. 2. Egg dishes with only egg whites. 3. Anything that has absolutely no salt, pepper, spice or flavoring of any ...
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18.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Rubber anything. 2. Medications. 3. Surgical clips. 4. Bugs. 5. Hair. 6. Fingernails. 7. Anything that moves. 8. Rubber hose. 9. Anything that beeps. 10. Badges. Here are ten actual tips of advice...
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19.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dentures. 2. Meat loaf without the meat. 3. Tacos hard as rocks. 4. Stuffed anything. 5. Overcooked spaghetti. 6. Anything with mold on it. 7. Anything that is a color you've never seen before on ...
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20.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Someone's tooth. 2. Someone's glass eye. 3. Some cook's attempt to make Chinese food. 4. A fortune cookie with gallows humor. 5. Lumpy mashed potatoes. 6. Creamed anything. 7. Food worse than on t...