Late last night I received an email from my friend Pete the Printer, who resides in Ohio, where they have a bit of an unemployment problem. Now Pete has a job, he's been running one business or another for decades, and if you took everything away from him today, he'd be back in business tomorrow, because you don't ever count Pete the Printer out.

Now one of the reasons I like Pete is that he can spot a fake at a hundred paces, and he sniffed out Obama way before the good folks in Taxachusetts figured things out. But what he sent me doesn't have anything to do with Barack Hussein, but with his wife, Michelle.
To bring you up to speed on America's single most popular person, with approval ratings twice as high as her comrade, (er…husband), I'm inserting a couple of Michelle Obama quotes about the people, (ah…proletariat.)

"In my own life in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service." That's a mouthfull, as they say.

Now, here's what's just a wee bit curious about that statement. Somewhere along the line, Sweet Michelle lost the right to practice law. Now exactly why that is… is a matter of speculation, but let me say this, most lawyers do not lose their license to practice law voluntarily. (Like 99.9999% of them.) Some pit bull has to come in and snatch it away from them. In this case, that would be the Bar Association of Illinois, which has sealed all the records of this transaction.

This follows the same pattern of her comrade, (husband), Barack Hussein, who is the only presidential candidate in history that we know nothing about. All his records are sealed. The press has been highly complicit in this, to the point where ole Tingle Matthews even "forgot" he was black. (Somebody take his crack pipe away, please!)

So another quote from my belle, Michelle. "The truth is, in order to get things like Universal Health Care and a revamped Education System, then SOMEONE is going to have to give up a piece of the pie so that someone else can have more."

That's very interesting.

On October 15, 2008, a mere three weeks before Comrade Barack Hussein would be elected President, Michelle the Public Servant rang up a bill for $447.39 at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York City for a little afternoon snack. Now we don't know who the other person was…except that it wasn't Oprah…because there were no mashed spuds with horseradish sour cream, which Oprah eats in the afternoon to keep her energy level high.

What…you may ask was on the bill of fare?

2 Lobster Hors D'Oeuvres at $50

2 Whole Steamed Lobsters at $100

1 Iranian Osetra Caviar at $150

1 Bollinger Champagne at $44

(My god…Bollinger? P Diddly is pissing himself.)

With gratuity…and tax…a mere $447.39 for a snack, paid for by a humble public servant.
(Who…excuse me…made $350,000+ as a humble hospital administrator.

(You ever wonder why health care costs are so high?)

And I don't think she had to get reimbursed by Medicare at .30 cents on the dollar, like the doctors.

Our Belle Michelle didn't stop there. Since Comrade Barack was sworn in, she has assembled a staff of 22, not counting makeup artist and hairstylist. Mamie Eisenhower, Jackie Kennedy, Rosalyn, Barb, Hillary, and Laura Bush combined for a staff of…8.
The evil Mrs.Bush had one paid staffer.

Miz Michelle has 22+, costing taxpayers ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED NINETY ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS in annual salary. That doesn't count what it costs to transport this menagerie around the world, housing and feeding them at 5***** Star Resorts, such as in Copenhagen, where again, the travel records are sealed.

(The only thing transparent here is the glue.)

But take heart all you Yogi's and Booboo's, CHANGE is coming. And unlike Comrade Baracks change,you will know what this is all about. At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, there is a fog around the White House.

They have forgotten the old adage, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

You know, I think I'll have a snack. I'm going to my cabinet, removing a bottle of Lagavulan, and pouring four stiff fingers in a double rocks glass.

Whooooooey Dawg!

That didn't cost the taxpayers a thing!

The theme for 2010 is: SEND THEM HOME! Everytime you see and hear another outrage, just say it quietly under your breath. Send them home. Send them home. Send them home.