redlands
redlands
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Have a couple of shots of scotch. 2. Saying, "Why me." 3. Calling for a priest. 4. Wringing his hands. 5. Yelling at the nurse for giving you the wrong medication. 6. Ordering a stomach pump for y...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Drugs. 2. Shots of tequila. 3. Playing spin the bottle with the nurses. 4. Talking gibberish. 5. Explaining your condition with such a thick accent, you can't understand her. 6. Trying to electro...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Tell the police what you confided to the paramedic. 2. Take the next stretcher for himself. 3. Sit up front with the driver. 4. Look at a map for directions to a hospital south of the border. 5. P...
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34.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Read your chart and start laughing. 2. Show your chart around. 3. Play poker, lose and get angry. 4. Look for her glasses and then give you medication without ever finding them. 5. Take some of yo...
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35.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Dirty clothes. 2. Dirty dishes. 3. Lawsuits naming the hospital. 4. Police looking at you. 5. Medicines all mixed up. 6. Discarded needles. 7. The lights go on and off. 8. Left over food. 9. Mice....
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Burst into tears. 2. Tear up your chart. 3. Kick his foot into a wall. 4. Storm out of the hospital. 5. Announce he's quitting after reading your chart. 6. Run for the bathroom. 7. Look for a coun...
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37.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Brain damage can be confusing. 2. Fractures itch under those casts. 3. Muscle and ligament strains don't sound like much but can hurt like heck. 4. Dogs seem to know when you are hurt. 5. Trucks c...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. They are not who they initially thought they were. 2. It is not the year they thought it was. 3. They are not in medieval England. 4. Nor are they King Tut looking over his new digs. 5. The nation...
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39.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Do you know who you are? 2. What's your name? 3. What makes you think you're the Queen of England? 4. What year is it? 5. If you had to make a second choice after 1492, what year do you think it w...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Euphoria that they weren't hurt for a couple of hours, until the adrenaline wears off and the pain sets in. 2. Ambivalence as other drivers try to shift the blame away from themselves. 3. Helpless...