Current Affairs, Palin and Putin. Are They a Number?
Then she declared she could actually "see" Russia from the house she shares with her trusting husband.
Revealingly, she admitted that Vladimir Putin (the notorious playboy Prime Minister of Russia) had repeatedly "over flown" Alaskan air space.
The conspiracy theory blogs moved into overtime.
Was there something deeper, more sinister, behind this Putin-Palin liaison?
Fact: Sarah Palin has referred to, on several occasions and on prime time, to Vladimir Putin. Fact: Vladimir Putin is rumored to have a secret fixation for bespectacled females and moose skins. Fact: the wolves of Alaska are petitioning the Supreme Court of the USA to exile Sarah Palin. Fact: John McCain is looking for a way out. Fact: Sarah Palin has been learning how to say, in Russian, "I'll get back to you on that." Fact: The Karl Rove/Putin/Palin/ troika is seeking a Russo-Amerika union to unilaterally suppress everything in the USA, except for the FOX Broadcasting Company, and no universal healthcare.
A highly-placed source close to the Sarah Palin camp, who wishes to remain anonymous out of fear of being subjected to hours of Sarah Palin tapes, told this reporter that the Rove/Putin/Palin troika intended to declare the colony of Canada a US Government Gulag for undesirables: the Clintons, David Letterman, Celine Dion, French fries, soft toilet paper, Tiger Woods, free speech, the European Common Market, American Idol, and South America.
Meantime, the polar bears swim on.
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