In Japan, Drsilly got cervical spondylosis (the big word that means 'neck pain'). He had to bow his neck every time before he could pick up few words. The people around him seemed tiny compared to his height. It is silly but Drsilly says he got nightmares resembling the famous fable of little David who dares to attack the huge guy Goliath. Drsilly left Tokyo.

Drsilly flew to Singapore. It may surprise you to know that Drsilly never went to office or any apartment during his brief stay at Singapore. Drsilly just sat in his room like a prisoner. His friend who was a gynecologist was riding on the elevator with Miss Dickson Ale and after half an hour, he was in jail.

In Singapore the law and discipline is so strict that if a woman complains against you it is considered a serious offense. For the same reason Drsilly did not take his wife along with him to Singapore. He wondered how many life times of imprisonment he would have had if all the complaints his wife had went to the authorities at Singapore. Drsilly once shouted loudly his wife's name in sleep. Was it because he remembered his wife? Probably yes, because that was his last day in Singapore and Drsilly moved to Malaysia.

Drsilly had to stay in a hotel for his friend did not come to pick him up. Drsilly was almost certain that his friend would not turn up when his friend told him that he certainly would be there to receive the great Drsilly. The confidence in the friend's voice assured Drsilly that this guy won't turn up.

The next morning when Drsilly woke up in the hotel he realized that his watch, his wallet, and all had disappeared. "How stupid are these thieves in Malaysia?" groaned Drsilly. Drsilly went to the police. The cop shoved him away as though he was a slimy nematode. Drsilly used his persuasive techniques and told the police that if they had kidnapped 'him' instead of taking away his shaving kit, all of them would be happy.

"What do we do with you?" asked the cop. "Let the robbers demand huge ransom from my wife," said Drsilly. "You would be honored by the Interpol for rescuing me from the captives and CIA might even consider employing you in Kansas."

Drsilly of course would be spending all the money before reaching home. Drsilly is a peace loving man. Actually, Drsilly is a dedicated spiritual man. All spirits, champagne to vodka, any type it be, Drsilly can identify by taking a sip. Drsilly is not a thief. He is just using his own money. He would also feel abundantly worthy for the rest of his life knowing how precious he was to his wife. 200 thousand dollars was a good amount to have.

There was a harsh sound. How shall I describe it? Well, the kind you hear when a huge truck is stuck in snow and is trying to pull out full throttle. This sound was familiar to Drsilly. It emanated from the vocal cords of his wife. Drsilly was woken up by his wife and as usual, she had been shouting hoarse for the ninth time. By that time Drsilly had already received the ransom and was up with a smile.

I confess, that it was the first time Drsilly got up from bed with a smile on his face.