Two-fifty in the morning. On a work night. Awake. That's nothing new to Phentermine users. Fast and furious up-to-no-good kids would call it late. Even some Vegas clubbers would be calling it a night.

Naturally, there are consequences for staying up that late. But when you're losing weight, who cares, right? Well to begin with, it's mildly irritating to take a pill that's supposed to do one thing, and then it goes and makes you feel like someone from Trainspotting. The fact is, Phentermine is related to amphetamines, and jitteriness is part of the package.

So, I've decided that there must come a time when you don't have to ruin your health just to lose weight.

Of course, we need a pill that could even devastate the appetite of Star Jones, but side effects? No, because someone on Phentermine is as much of a nuisance as someone of seven. And would you let your children handle your relationship arguments, drive your car and spend your money? Of course not. So why think for a moment that you'll fare any better on Phentermine? Life is hard enough when you're surrounded by demanding bosses, kids, husbands, beggars, taxes, politicians and the lot.

But it's doubly difficult when your family dinner turns into a marital argument and you don't know what happened.

Of course drugs without side effects will never happen. In fact, things will only get worse as more and more drugs come out to play.

The only solution, then, is to buy a diet pill that is low on side effects and very high on results. This, of course brings us to a bottle of Phentramin, which is not to be confused with the phentramine, phentirimine, phentrex, or herbal phentermine.

Like all Phentermine alternatives, Phentramin is deliberately named in a way that would confuse old people. Even James Bond might take the wrong pill.

So for Phentramin they've taken the idea of Phentermine but reined it back a bit. Disappointing? Not at all. It still keeps you feeling full all day and give you a nice energy boost, but and your body is less likely to become tolerant to it, and unlike Phentermine, the seem to have mysteriously disappeared like an innocent Muslim man spotted by police.

Better still, behind the pharmaceutical-grade packaging, Phentramin is available without prescription, and over the internet. And it only costs $62 a bottle or $49 a bottle if you decide to stock up for weight loss of 30-55 pounds.

A diet pill like this, then, is almost never caught out. It works whether you want to lose 10 pounds, or make a career change from plus size to Swiss supermodel. It also works because it's made in the USA, not secretly baked in the Gupta family's warehouse in Punjab for a shady brown-haired angry man who hires his cleaning lady to approve prescriptions for him. It's easy to buy and you don't have to worry about shipping delays or doctor approvals because it's non-prescription.

But it works best of all when you're on the scale and wondering how the heck you'll lose so much weight.