Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals.

So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?

No matter what you read , from John Grey's "Men are from Mars and Women from Venus " to "Ditch ".The unknown is what makes Women interesting.

Till date Nobody really knows- a great deal of research has been done on this subject but their is no conclusion as yet.

However the rules given below is the best available till date.

How To Make Women Happy...

Women want Men to be Intelligently dumb - Advice from Women

The Point System (advice according to women)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.You are Predictable.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed (+10)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-10)

You leave the toilet door open (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When you flush the toilet, toliet paper isn't drained out (-5)
When the toliet paper runs out you use the next bathroom (-10)

You go out to buy her black extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
Walking In the snow (+10)
Return with a crate of beer instead.(-10)


Social Engagements At a Party:

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-5)
Named Princey (-10)
Princey is a dancer (-15)
Princey has implants (-20)

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+5)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-5)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-10)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-20)

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie (+5)
You take her to a movie she likes (+10)
You take her to a movie you hate (+15)
You take her to a movie you like (-5)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-10)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-15)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-20)

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication:

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)


The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)