Bizarre Humor; I Can't Believe That Just Happened
The coast guard also has requirements for boats that exit the bay for the open ocean, which we were not in compliance with. This trip was not starting out well but we were oblivious. We took our time and headed out to the mouth of the bay, setting our crab pots on the way and fishing where the fish finder showed fish to be below the boat. We didn't receive a single bite and assumed the fish were not biting inside the bay. We continued on out of the mouth of the bay and into the open ocean where the fish finder showed many more fish, thinking that we would have to catch something. We didn't receive any bites to our bait and thought we might be doing something wrong, little did we know. After several hours of fishing with no bites coming we decided to just sit and enjoy the view from the little boat before we headed back to the docks. While we were looking about, we happened to see the coast guard helicopter buzzing around overhead and thought it strange that they would spend so much time in one area where no one was plainly in any distress. We found out latter that they were trying to tell us to go back to the docks… Well, we had a couple of hours left on the boat rental, so we just sat their drinking our beer watching the ocean for any signs of life. That's when I saw the duck coming. It was flying about three feet off the surface of the water and was on what looked like a collision course with our little boat. Now I have hunted ducks back in Idaho where I live and I know that ducks can see very well.
This duck however didn't change his course and was getting closer to our boat at a very quick rate of speed. I kept looking at the duck thinking that he is able to see us sitting their and he would alter his course prior to reaching our boat; that didn't happen! I yelled at the last second "Oh $hit" as the duck plowed right into the left side of my brother's head and then careened up-side down and backwards into the ocean with his eyes wide open in terror, it was apparent he had not seen us at all.. My brother had not seen any of this transpire as he was watching my eyes widen with disbelief when the duck struck him. He thought that I had somehow whacked him on the side of the head and looked perplexed as to how I could have done so while he watched me. We both watched as the duck regained his composure and flew off a little dazed s he jerked back and forth as he went leaving my brother and I thinking "what was that all about."
If you would like to see other funny things I have accumulated over those 48 years go to my website and check them out http://www.TheDailyQuip.com/ and please have a humorous day, it's the only way your going to make it out sane…
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Randy Harbison has, over the years, had many humorous incidents occur to him and those around him. He has on several occasions played different roles in these humorous situations and I can say he dishes them out better than he gets. So this is to say he is a typical ordinary guy.
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