So you want To be a DIVA follow these steps.


by A Crystal Diva - Date: 2007-04-11 - Word Count: 585 Share This!

So you want to be a DIVA why else would you start to read this article !!
Well lets take it in steps

1. Always have that perfect matching oufit preferably with something transparet just incase thre are papparrazi (need to get that front cover) and alwys be in the happenning place and be sure to be flirtasious coy and mysterous.if you cant manage to remember all those words follow step 5.

2. have lots of Bling but not to big that you are leaning forward by the sheer weight of your diamonds around your neck.

3.
HAIR
not to tidy but the I just walked out of the salon paid a fortune to look natural and tossed.

4 CLOTHES
.the clothes you wear should at least be the same price as a deposit on a ford focus.or a small condo in Miami

5. ENTOURAGE.
PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE after all you need them to
1. remind you about being flirtasious,coy and mysterious (step 1)
1a.Carry your expensive purchases
2.Stir your coffe,and open doors for you. Oh and to tell the waiter in the restaurant that you will be having Chicken Ceaser sald with no dressing no croutons and no chicken. (remember your waistline is everything
3. have to have someone to tell you that you look Fantastic AT ALL TIMES. thats very important.especially when buying clothes after all you do not listen to the shop assistant.If they had any style they would be designing not selling.


6.ATTITUDE
Be mysterious (oh and learn to click your acrylics on the table when getting impatient) especially in restaurants. and this is a great time to use your new hairdo toss your head back and roll your mascara that is sitting ontop of your false eyelashes. (oh word of advice) if you smoke and you have just got your new acrylic nails be carefull that you put your cigarette out about an inch before the end otherwise it can burn the nails and you have a cig stuck to them not pretty..NOT DIVA if all else fails get a holder.

7.SHOES
Need height. have to beable to look down on almost everyone. Rule of thumb if they are taller than you make them sit down then talk to them. well you can talk you dont have to look at them just walk around and point alot ( don't point if you did not follow step 6 and you have a cigarette stuck to your acrylics.. if this is the case wear a glove when pointing.

8.ACCESORIES
1. Small dogs are great. how to wear them carry under arm remember they have to be small so if you have a golden retriever you should not follow this advice.
2. A birkin bag (no need to explain why)
3.A cell phone that is constantly ringing. (just a hint set the alarm on reacurring every 10mins, but use a ringtone as the sound.)
and when on it laugh allot and toss your head around. and move your arms (only if you are not carrying a dog under one of them!)

you have to practice with your accessories before leaving the house, it has to look natural. remember you have small dog Birkin bag and a mobile phone so co-ordination is everything.

so i think after you read this you will be well on the way to becoming a DIVA. however if this is all to much for you and you feel exhausted just reading it there is an easier way

JUST BE THE WOMAN YOU ARE AFTER ALL THATS THE BEST KIND OF DIVA I KNOW.

visit us at
http://www.crystal-jewellery-boutique.com
and become a Flawless Diva

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