Blabaloo's expert celebrity bloggers among the first to reveal that Paris Hilton is going back to jail.

After Paris Hilton's surprise release from jail prompted a massive outcry from seemingly every corner of society, a California Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer has ordered Hilton back to jail to serve out the remaining 23 days of her sentence. Assistant District Attorney Dan Jeffries commented to the media that “her release after only three days erodes confidence in the judicial system.”

As usual, celebrity gossip bloggers were the first to break the story. Aptly enough, Perez Hilton posted pictures of a teary-eyed Hilton being chauffeured away from the courthouse not in the back of a limousine, but an LAPD cruiser. A member of Perez' legion of fans left a comment saying “considering all the media coverage, you'd have thought they captured Osama Bin Laden or something.”

Widely-read gossip blog, The Superficial, had an insiders report from the courtroom saying that Paris completely flew off the handle when the judge ordered her back to jail. Allegedly, “she let out a huge cry and said, 'This isn't right.' She was then physically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, in tears, screaming, 'Mom, Mom, Mom.'” Simple life indeed.

In the minutes following the decision, The Superficial provided updates pertaining to the details of Paris' remaining jail sentence. “The official word is that she has to serve out her original 45 day sentence, although that was originally interpreted to mean 23 days of actual jail time with good behavior. So she's still going in for her original 45 day sentence, but will still only do 23 days (minus the 5 day credit) of actual jail time.” The author of the post was also quick to add, “I officially nominate Judge Michael Sauer for President of the Entire Universe.”

Hollyscoop, a blog that never shies away in commenting on Ms. Hilton, gave the reason why Paris was order back to court in the first place, “The reason for the hearing was because the judge wanted to know what the mysterious illness that caused Hilton to not serve her remaining sentence.” Hollyscoop's latest post also said that “She was very emotional and eyewitnesses say that she was "physically dragged" out of the courtroom.”

It's worth noting that by the time CNN had cut away from their regular broadcast with a “breaking news” segment about Hilton's disingenuous departure from the courtroom, expert celebrity bloggers were already voicing their opinions. If you're trying to keep up with the latest Celebrity Gossip, you don't have time to wait for tomorrow's newspaper or the eleven o'clock news. Check out the gossip, news and wild accusations, as it happens, in the blogosphere. You'll find all the blogs mentioned in this article, and all the most widely-read celebrity blogs, at Blabaloo.

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