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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. A first aid kit. 2. Cell phone. 3. Christmas tree lights with a battery. 4. A spotlight. 5. A large warning sign that reads, "Do Not Hit Me Or I'll Sue You." 6. A cruise ship horn. 7. A megaphone....
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Bad drivers. 2. Blow outs. 3. Drunk drivers. 4. Mechanical problems. 5. Furniture in the road. 6. Road construction. 7. Lanes merging. 8. On ramps. 9. Drivers who are distracted. 10. Billboards fo...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm from another state. We don't need it there. 2. I'm in a rental car. They didn't sell it to me. 3. This is not happening to me. 4. Ask the other driver. Isn't it enough that one of us has it? 5...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I thought I had it. 2. I thought my parents paid for that. 3. You need insurance? 4. I'm sure I have it. 5. I must have insured the wrong car. 6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring ...
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35.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a pedestrian, not a car. 2. I need insurance for this type of accident? 3. I wouldn't call this an accident, not exactly. 4. Where's the car damage. There isn't any. 5. Look, I'll pay for hi...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a motorcycle, not a car. I don't need insurance for that, do I? 2. What if I had hit a car or a pedestrian. I wouldn't need insurance for that, would I? 3. I'll bet you $10 I have it. 4. You...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm getting forgetful, I guess, in my old age. 2. Are you sure I didn't already hand you the insurance card? 3. I can't find the card, but I know I have it. 4. I think the name "State" was in the ...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a bicycle. You need car insurance for that? 2. I didn't have an accident with another car. 3. Think about it. Car insurance is for cars. Bicycle insurance is for bicycles, right? 4. It's bec...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I just can't find it right now. 2. I'll go buy it as soon as you finish with us here, Officer. 3. I have no idea. 4. Didn't the car dealer buy it? 5. My wife handles all of that. 6. My insurance ...
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40.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Four star restaurant type charges for the food they served you from their cafeteria. 2. Bathroom charges. 3. Bed linen charges. 4. Charges for lost towels. 5. Charges for blood transfusions with n...