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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Oh look, a truck. 2. Wow, I can read the license plate on that car really easily. 3. Maybe this would be a good time to get religious. 4. This is going to be painful. 5. Come on feet, start runnin...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. What's he doing right in front of me? 2. Where did he come from? 3. Why me? 4. I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. 5. Back to the hospital. 6. Back to jail. 7. Guess I shouldn'...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. They're having a bad day. 2. Their horoscope said they would. 3. Their toaster burned out that morning. 4. Their computer crashed last night. 5. They didn't get the memo. 6. They didn't get any sl...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. This is not good, not at all. 2. This is going to hurt. 3. Tell me that car isn't going to hit me. 4. Surely that truck is going to veer away, isn't it? 5. Okay, now how do I get out of this? 6. I...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Changing Radio Stations - Sure we agree it's necessary when a radio station decides to play the same song you've heard a thousand times before and really didn't care for it the first time you hear...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Hallucinations. 2. Fog. 3. Rain accumulations the size of a lake. 4. Cars hydroplaning across the freeway. 5. Black ice. 6. Any other form of ice. 7. Sleet. 8. Snow. 9. Hail. 10. Sarah Palin. Here...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Your mother in law. 2) Mattresses 3) Row boats. 4) Police cars. 5) Fire engines. 6) Kangaroos. 7) Pot holes the size of New Hampshire. 8) Other cars. 9) Sofas 10) Snow plows. Here are ten useful t...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Lucky charms. 2. Lucky anything. 3. The phone number of a good lawyer, preferably us. 4. Your health insurance card and a note of any doctors you want called. 5. The name of someone who can sneak ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not being especially nice to your lawyer. 2. Not spending enough time with the dog, the kids, your spouse or your mother. 3. Having bad thoughts about the car tailgating you. 4. Having a drunk dri...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not eating breakfast. 2. Not eating your vegetables. 3. Not exercising. 4. Not calling your mother back. 5. Not voting. 6. Not taking your vitamins. 7. Not paying your taxes. 8. Not eating enough ...