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41.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Telling you they can't repair your car until they complete their investigation. 2. Telling you they have to wait for the police report before they make a determination of whether to accept respons...
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42.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Going in between those tractor trailer trucks with only inches to spare. 2. Merging in front of that big rig truck with traffic coming to a halt. 3. Driving like a maniac. 4. Looking at that map w...
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43.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Dared the police officer to arrest them. 2. Insulted the other driver before they noticed how big he is. 3. Asked the ambulance paramedic for a hot oil massage. 4. Asked the police officer if he w...
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44.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. What a nice day. 2. I feel great. 3. What could possibly go wrong today. 4. I think my life is on the upswing. 5. This is going to be great. 6. Things are looking up. 7. I'm sure saving money not ...
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45.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. BMX racing with that bad back. 2. Skiing on that bad leg. 3. Mountain climbing with that neck injury. 4. Snowboarding with that knee pain. 5. Motocross racing with that wrist sprain. 6. Snowmobile...
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46.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Gone bar hopping. 2. Gotten plastered at their favorite nightclub. 3. Antagonized the police officer. 4. Dared the police officer to handcuff them. 5. Played with the police car siren. 6. Moved th...
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47.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. The all you can eat buffet in town. 2. The happy hour bar you like. 3. Wine tasting. 4. A horror movie that had a bicycle accident scene and a doctor who stalks the victim. 5. The bicycle shop to ...
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48.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Gone to a movie with car chase scenes. 2. Had pizza before going to sleep and then had dreams of the accident. 3. Taken those pills in the medicine cabinet that were three years old. 4. Gotten dru...
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49.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Due to the economy we've made a few changes to increase our revenues and cut costs. 2. There will be a rental charge for any pillows you use. 3. Changes of linen incur an additional charge. 4. Eac...
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50.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Handcuffs as a joke. 2. Tasers. 3. Arresting you once they find out you're on the lam. 4. Bumping your head as you are put in the police car. 5. Screen tests (sudden stops while you are handcuffed...
