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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. They're having a bad day. 2. Their horoscope said they would. 3. Their toaster burned out that morning. 4. Their computer crashed last night. 5. They didn't get the memo. 6. They didn't get any sl...
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12.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. This is not good, not at all. 2. This is going to hurt. 3. Tell me that car isn't going to hit me. 4. Surely that truck is going to veer away, isn't it? 5. Okay, now how do I get out of this? 6. I...
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13.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Changing Radio Stations - Sure we agree it's necessary when a radio station decides to play the same song you've heard a thousand times before and really didn't care for it the first time you hear...
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14.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm from another state. We don't need it there. 2. I'm in a rental car. They didn't sell it to me. 3. This is not happening to me. 4. Ask the other driver. Isn't it enough that one of us has it? 5...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I thought I had it. 2. I thought my parents paid for that. 3. You need insurance? 4. I'm sure I have it. 5. I must have insured the wrong car. 6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring ...
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16.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a pedestrian, not a car. 2. I need insurance for this type of accident? 3. I wouldn't call this an accident, not exactly. 4. Where's the car damage. There isn't any. 5. Look, I'll pay for hi...
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17.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a motorcycle, not a car. I don't need insurance for that, do I? 2. What if I had hit a car or a pedestrian. I wouldn't need insurance for that, would I? 3. I'll bet you $10 I have it. 4. You...
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18.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm getting forgetful, I guess, in my old age. 2. Are you sure I didn't already hand you the insurance card? 3. I can't find the card, but I know I have it. 4. I think the name "State" was in the ...
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19.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a bicycle. You need car insurance for that? 2. I didn't have an accident with another car. 3. Think about it. Car insurance is for cars. Bicycle insurance is for bicycles, right? 4. It's bec...
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20.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I just can't find it right now. 2. I'll go buy it as soon as you finish with us here, Officer. 3. I have no idea. 4. Didn't the car dealer buy it? 5. My wife handles all of that. 6. My insurance ...