top ten motorcycle
top ten motorcycle
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Fall for another fake phone call from the French President offering his sympathy. 2. Throw the McCain aides who are trashing her under the proverbial wheels of the truck. 3. Lay low in Alaska. 4. ...
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2.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Give a speech. 2. Make an economic plan to save some money. 3. Suspend his campaign. 4. Be conservative. 5. Reduce taxes 6. Distance himself from Bush. 7. Announce that the economy is fundamentall...
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3.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Buy new designer clothes. 2. Buy new designer shoes. 3. Practice her beauty contest walk once she recovers. 4. Find Joe the Plumber. 5. Challenge the driver to a debate. 6. Look for an energy solu...
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4.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Accuse the other driver of being associated with dangerous characters. 2. Accuse the other driver of having a dangerous sounding middle name. 3. Accuse the other driver of going to a radical pasto...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1.Blame the economy. 2. Blame Bush. 3. Blame McCain's aides. 4. Make a moose call. 5. Call for the Alaska national guard. 6. Call for the state trooper investigating the accident to be fired. 7. Buy ...
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6.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Ride for Alaska. 2. Look for the First Dude. 3. Ask the sled dogs to pull the bike faster. 4. Throw the press under the wheels of the approaching bus. 5. Put on designer racing clothes. 6. Wear ne...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Buy new clothes. 2. Try to determine if the accident was in a country or a continent. 3. Look to see if a moose caused the accident. 4. Refuse to grant interviews. 5. Fire the state trooper. 6. Lo...
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8.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. Proper cargo manifests. 2. Properly kept log books. 3. Documentation for any illegal Canadians in the back. 4. Sarah Palin. 5. A copy of "Trucking for Dummies." 6. Instructions of how to unload th...
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9.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. Rotten food. 2. Evidence of attempts to repair damage. 3. Parking tickets. 4. Baby things. 5. Bugs. 6. Stains. 7. Hair balls. 8. Broken ammonia bottles. 9. Missing stereos. 10. Missing spare tires...
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10.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. Fast food wrappers. 2. Spilled coffee containers. 3. Medicine bottles. 4. Annoying children. 5. Maps someone was reading. 6. Electronic games. 7. Hyper animals. 8. Personal grooming items. 9. Alco...
