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temecula
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. The accident happens again, but this time you only have a sheet wrapped around you. 2. The police officer investigating the accident this time is your father, and he's blaming you for not getting ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. A pack of wild dogs chase you after you get hit. 2. The dogs can speak French. 3. You run into yet another strange scene. You're at the Olympics, you keep dropping the torch and the Chinese Premie...
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23.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Your motorcycle is now a kid's tricycle and there's a tractor trailer truck bearing down on you. 2. Your mother is telling you for the umpteenth time that she told you it was dangerous to ride a m...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. The police keep calling you but they're speaking in Dutch. 2. You can't stop eating the hospital food. 3. Your doctor is your first grade teacher. 4. All the other patients in the emergency room a...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You're trying to pedal faster to keep from being hit, but your bicycle won't get out of the lowest gear. 2. There's a gas tanker truck bearing down on you. 3. There's another one coming from the o...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. An empty golf cart. 2. An out of control skate board. 3. A shopping cart. 4. A slow moving unattended bicycle. 5. A tricycle without any child on it. 6. An empty pair of roller skates. 7. A remote...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Replaced those bald tires. 2. Fixed the brakes so they actually work. 3. Windshield wipers that would have made it possible to see out the windshield. 4. Replaced the broken headlight. 5. Taken ou...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. The dentist. 2. The tax accountant. 3. An IRS audit. 4. Traffic court. 5. A three hour intense work out class. 6. Death Valley in the middle of summer. 7. Sitting in traffic. 8. To see your least ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. The wineries in Temecula. 2. The beach in San Diego. 3. Shopping in Orange County. 4. Golfing in Palm Springs. 5. Pie eating in Julian. 6. Sailing in Newport Beach. 7. Shopping in Ontario. 8. Had ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. I feel like a million bucks today. 2. I think I'll take the new car to work today. 3. I think I'll take that valuable and oh so fragile piece of art today to show to my boss. 4. Lets get coffees f...