solana beach
solana beach
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. At least you look better than your bike. But that's not saying a whole lot. 2. Don't worry. You'll be fine in a couple of months. 3. Shake it off. 4. Oh my, young man. You sure took a nasty spill....
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You don't look so good. 2. Do you mind if we look through your car? 3. Your car is leaking gas. 4. Wow, you really got clobbered. 5. Just another Friday night in the city. 6. Would you mind tellin...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Don't worry. I threw away the truck log book. 2. They impounded the truck for a measly brake problem. 3. No, I wasn't drinking. Not at that precise moment. 4. You drive straight for two days and s...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Riding home in the front seat with a good looking police officer. 2. Riding home in the back seat handcuffed with any type of police officer. 3. Ruining that new car you gave your spouse for their...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Since when does a pedestrian have the right of way if he's in a crosswalk? 2. I am not going back to prison without a fight. 3. My doctor told me I should drink red wine. 4. I don't like the way I...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. By wearing enough protective gear to ensure you won't be injured again. 2. By asking out the nurse you met at the hospital. 3. By drinking milk. 4. By eating more natural foods. 5. By taking vitam...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Telling her that the insurance company will likely take a few weeks before they pay for the car. 2. Telling her that the company will have to rent a car at their expense and wait to be reimbursed....
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. It's always the little guy who's at fault, isn't it? 2. Hey, he has eighteen wheels, I just have four. 3. He has a horn, doesn't he? 4. He was probably asleep. Did you ask him? 5. I'll bet he's ha...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Wrong place, wrong time. 2. Whatever. 3. It was my time, I guess. 4. Celebrities have accidents all the time. 5. It wasn't my fault. 6. Must have been a full moon. 7. Fate. 8. My horoscope said so...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. He was walking alongside the road instead of in the dirt. 2. He should have had a car. 3. Where was he going. Ask him that? 4. There aren't any witnesses. Explain that. 5. Who knew? 6. There's a g...