santa monica
santa monica
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. They're having a bad day. 2. Their horoscope said they would. 3. Their toaster burned out that morning. 4. Their computer crashed last night. 5. They didn't get the memo. 6. They didn't get any sl...
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22.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. This is not good, not at all. 2. This is going to hurt. 3. Tell me that car isn't going to hit me. 4. Surely that truck is going to veer away, isn't it? 5. Okay, now how do I get out of this? 6. I...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Changing Radio Stations - Sure we agree it's necessary when a radio station decides to play the same song you've heard a thousand times before and really didn't care for it the first time you hear...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Get irritated. 2. Get angry. 3. Get antagonistic. 4. Annoy the police officer. 5. Whine about how long it's taking. 6. Complain about their vehicle while someone else is hurt. 7. Talk incessantly ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Fail to hear their name being called as they talk on their cell phone for six hours straight. 2. Light up a cigarette despite all of the no smoking and oxygen warning signs. 3. Offer a bribe to go...
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26.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Run the same way a car is swerving to avoid them. 2. Run into a different vehicle. 3. Run into a police car. 4. Run into an ambulance. 5. Run into a fire engine. 6. Get hit and then attacked by an...
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27.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Burn themselves on the hot engine of the motorcycle. 2. Get road rash because they're wearing shorts. 3. Get their brains scrambled because of a bad or no helmet. 4. Slide into something worse tha...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Try to read a map while driving. 2. Turn around in their seat and forget that they're driving. 3. Put the car into reverse by mistake. 4. Drive through someone's front door. 5. Try to use their co...
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29.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Pedal the wrong way to get out of the way. 2. Panic. 3. Fall over and then get run over. 4. Run into a different car than the one bearing down on them. 5. Get hit by a truck. 6. Get hit by a train...
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30.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Ask someone else to sit in their car and then leave. 2. Tell the police false information. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Pretend to be unconscious. 5. Look for someplace to have a beer. 6. Race h...