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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a pedestrian, not a car. 2. I need insurance for this type of accident? 3. I wouldn't call this an accident, not exactly. 4. Where's the car damage. There isn't any. 5. Look, I'll pay for hi...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a motorcycle, not a car. I don't need insurance for that, do I? 2. What if I had hit a car or a pedestrian. I wouldn't need insurance for that, would I? 3. I'll bet you $10 I have it. 4. You...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm getting forgetful, I guess, in my old age. 2. Are you sure I didn't already hand you the insurance card? 3. I can't find the card, but I know I have it. 4. I think the name "State" was in the ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a bicycle. You need car insurance for that? 2. I didn't have an accident with another car. 3. Think about it. Car insurance is for cars. Bicycle insurance is for bicycles, right? 4. It's bec...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I just can't find it right now. 2. I'll go buy it as soon as you finish with us here, Officer. 3. I have no idea. 4. Didn't the car dealer buy it? 5. My wife handles all of that. 6. My insurance ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Vehicle loading. 2. Tiredness of drivers. 3. Tailgating. 4. Jackknifing. 5. Driving through fog. 6. Driving on ice. 7. Vehicle failure. 8. Wide turns. 9. Brake failure. 10. Road and construction h...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Rear end crashes. 2. Running red lights. 3. Unsafe turning movements. 4. Drunk driving. 5. Unsafe speed. 6. Backing up. 7. Running stop signs. 8. Going off the road. 9. Traveling too slow. 10. Los...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Cute bicycle riders. 2. Looking for addresses. 3. Looking down at something. 4. Changing the radio station. 5. Changing it again. 6. Letting emotions affect one's driving. 7. Getting caught up in ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Changing lanes without warning. 2. Not checking mirrors. 3. Swerving to avoid things in the road. 4. Losing control in the rain. 5. Driving too fast through fog. 6. Dropping things from trucks on ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Driving too slow in a fast lane and causing others to have to pass on the right. 2. Driving at a speed far in excess of the other traffic. 3. Looking at other drivers. 4. Road rage. 5. Eating that...