san marcos
san marcos
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71.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. He was walking alongside the road instead of in the dirt. 2. He should have had a car. 3. Where was he going. Ask him that? 4. There aren't any witnesses. Explain that. 5. Who knew? 6. There's a g...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Don't blame me. 2. I'm not wrong here. 3. You're looking at the wrong guy. 4. Read my lips. I didn't do it. 5. I can't be found at fault. My wife will kill me. 6. My insurance will cancel me. 7. I...
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. It was the color of his car. 2. My invisible friend told me to do that. 3. It was dark and there were lights in my eyes. 4. I hadn't eaten all day. 5. I had a headache. 6. I wasn't my day. 7. Kism...
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. The reflector on his bike was missing. 2. The road wasn't big enough for both of us. 3. He wasn't wearing a bike helmet. 4. I thought he was going to get out of the way. 5. His racing suit had so ...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. It was either that or the damage to the world would have been much worse. 2. It was directly caused by the financial meltdown. 3. There was a small infant in the road. 4. I was chasing a suspected...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. That's one for the record book. You're the first person to ever eat the custard pudding here and keep it down. 2. Can we just see that pill we gave you? In the event you already swallowed it, we'l...
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. We'll be keeping you overnight for observation and the guard will be outside your door. 2. The police are sending two investigators to talk to you about that pile-up you caused. I hear they still ...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. Well, you look like you went fifteen rounds with the heavyweight champion. A truck hit you or do you always look this bad? 2. I can't say I ever remember one person with more fractures. 3. We're g...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. I've been here for three days. 2. Pssshaw. That's nothing. 3. Watch out for the nurse Brock. They say she doesn't like motorcycle riders. 4. This place is like roach motel. 5. I guess you get what...
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80.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. I sure hope someone knows what this is. 2. This looks worrisome. 3. You did all of this in one accident? 4. This could take awhile. 5. Are you sure you have insurance? 6. Just fill out these twent...