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san luis obispo
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I hit a bicycle. You need car insurance for that? 2. I didn't have an accident with another car. 3. Think about it. Car insurance is for cars. Bicycle insurance is for bicycles, right? 4. It's bec...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I just can't find it right now. 2. I'll go buy it as soon as you finish with us here, Officer. 3. I have no idea. 4. Didn't the car dealer buy it? 5. My wife handles all of that. 6. My insurance ...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Well motorcyclists don't have to wear them. 2. I believe in personal freedom. 3. I don't like anyone telling me what I have to wear in my car. 4. I didn't vote for them. 5. I didn't agree to wear ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I can't put on makeup with it on. 2. I can't blow dry my hair with it on. 3. I can't reach in the beer cooler. 4. I can't yell at the kids in the back. 5. I can't play with the kids. 6. How can yo...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I can't refill the beer cooler with it on. 2. I probably would have caused more damage if I had it on. 3. It hurts. 4. It pulls. 5. It's too tight. 6. I don't really like them. 7. It doesn't match...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I can't reach the beer cooler with it on. 2. I can't hold up the gallon jug of wine with it crimping me. 3. I can't pet the dog in the back. 4. I can't turn around to yell at the kids. 5. I can't ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Strangely, your vehicle looks better than you do. 2. You managed to cause just about more damage than ten accidents together. 3. There are some very upset drivers waiting to talk to you. 4. We'd l...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Unfortunately, the hospital is full right now. 2. You'll be glad to know, that due to the fact we raised our prices, we're now a profitable medical institution again. 3. We can put you in the hall...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. Perhaps we should leave. Someone will find him and call an ambulance, won't they? 2. Here's my card. Sorry, but we're in kind of a rush. 3. The good news is that I didn't hit your dog. 4. The bad ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. I'm afraid the person who hit you had an expired insurance policy. 2. Your motorcycle was dropped from your coverage by your wife. 3. No, there are not two of us. You're seeing double. 4. No, the ...