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41.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Look to see if she could see Russia. 2. Accuse the police officer of being a socialist. 3. Accuse you of being associated with a terrorist. 4. Deny any involvement to the troopers. 5. Dress up in ...
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42.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. It's not good to dwell on such things. 2. It was a nice day until the accident happened. 3. Things were going so well. 4. You had other things you would have preferred to do. 5. If you were going ...
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43.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Zigged instead of zagged. 2. Gone down a different street. 3. Started your ride a few minutes earlier or later. 4. Not gotten out of bed that day. 5. Not asked the police officer if he would let y...
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44.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. The fact that your car doesn't look like it used to. 2. The neck brace. 3. That board the paramedics strapped you to. 4. The hospital emergency room wait. 5. The hospital gown that covered up virt...
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45.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. The part where you get hurt. 2. The part where the car is demolishing your bicycle. 3. The moment when you realized you were about to get hit. 4. The flashback of your entire life. 5. The part wh...
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46.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Give your medical bills to the other driver. 2. Have the other driver get the car repairs handled. 3. See that the other driver takes a drivers education course. 4. See that the other driver have ...
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47.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I wonder what just hit me. 2. That felt like a truck. Nah. 3. I think I'm having a bad day. 4. I knew I was living under a cloud. 5. This isn't happening. 6. So, what else can happen? 7. I knew I ...
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48.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Go into denial. 2. Not accept the reality of what is about to occur and try to limit your risk of injury. 3. Panic. 4. Freeze. 5. Ask your passenger, "Any ideas?" 6. Tell your passenger to jump of...
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49.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Change the radio station. 2. Adjust the air conditioning. 3. Open the sun roof. 4. Check the gas gauge. 5. Check the oil pressure. 6. Ask what your dog is barking at. 7. Eat a piece of fruit. 8. T...
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50.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I wonder if I left the coffee pot on at home. 2. Did I get my mail today? 3. What was it I wanted to do this afternoon? 4. Wasn't there somewhere I needed to go this morning? 5. I wonder what's on...