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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. The police keep calling you but they're speaking in Dutch. 2. You can't stop eating the hospital food. 3. Your doctor is your first grade teacher. 4. All the other patients in the emergency room a...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You're trying to pedal faster to keep from being hit, but your bicycle won't get out of the lowest gear. 2. There's a gas tanker truck bearing down on you. 3. There's another one coming from the o...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. An empty golf cart. 2. An out of control skate board. 3. A shopping cart. 4. A slow moving unattended bicycle. 5. A tricycle without any child on it. 6. An empty pair of roller skates. 7. A remote...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Replaced those bald tires. 2. Fixed the brakes so they actually work. 3. Windshield wipers that would have made it possible to see out the windshield. 4. Replaced the broken headlight. 5. Taken ou...
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35.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. The dentist. 2. The tax accountant. 3. An IRS audit. 4. Traffic court. 5. A three hour intense work out class. 6. Death Valley in the middle of summer. 7. Sitting in traffic. 8. To see your least ...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. The wineries in Temecula. 2. The beach in San Diego. 3. Shopping in Orange County. 4. Golfing in Palm Springs. 5. Pie eating in Julian. 6. Sailing in Newport Beach. 7. Shopping in Ontario. 8. Had ...
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37.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. I feel like a million bucks today. 2. I think I'll take the new car to work today. 3. I think I'll take that valuable and oh so fragile piece of art today to show to my boss. 4. Lets get coffees f...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Remove a few teeth. 2. Have your head examined. 3. Remove corns from your feet. 4. Have a hair transplant. 5. Liposuction. 6. Marital counseling. 7. Watch your favorite team lose. 8. Watch your le...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-04
1. Brushed your teeth. 2. Reviewed your car insurance. 3. Bought more car insurance. 4. Bought better medical coverage. 5. Found out the names of some good doctors. 6. Learned which hospital was best...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Hit such a big truck. 2. Seen the load on the truck falling on top of your car. 3. Watching your car wedging itself underneath the truck. 4. Called the number on the back of the truck just before ...