rancho palos verdes
rancho palos verdes
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Telling you they can't repair your car until they complete their investigation. 2. Telling you they have to wait for the police report before they make a determination of whether to accept respons...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Due to the economy we've made a few changes to increase our revenues and cut costs. 2. There will be a rental charge for any pillows you use. 3. Changes of linen incur an additional charge. 4. Eac...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Handcuffs as a joke. 2. Tasers. 3. Arresting you once they find out you're on the lam. 4. Bumping your head as you are put in the police car. 5. Screen tests (sudden stops while you are handcuffed...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Okay, lets start your training over. When you're about to cross the street, what do we do? That's right. We look both ways. 2. Maybe we should check your eyesight. You say you never saw the truck ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. We have room for either you or your bike and frankly your bike looks like it has a better chance of running again than you do. 2. The police said to take good care of you so they can interrogate y...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. So, you came back for the food, did you? 2. Did you bring your life's savings? 3. We charge for everything now. Parking is fifteen dollars. 4. If you'd like to sit while you wait for a doctor, tha...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. Would you like us to put some training wheels on your bike? 2. They say you never forget how to ride a bike, but in your case... 3. Perhaps you should stick to horse riding. 4. Ever think about tr...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. How's your day so far? 2. Oh my, that doesn't look good at all. 3. This is probably going to hurt. 4. Are you in pain? 5. I'll be you'd rather be somewhere else, huh? 6. This isn't your day, is it...