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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pretend the need for mouth to mouth resuscitation. 2. Faint into the arms of the other driver. 3. Ask for a place to lie down and ask the other driver to join you. 4. Ask if you can be taken to th...
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12.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Ask if the nurse can give you another shot. 2. Tell the nurse you have to stop meeting like this and suggest coffee somewhere. 3. Ask the nurse where the staff usually goes for lunch. 4. Tell the ...
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13.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Compliment the nurse on the fact it only took six hours to be seen. 2. Tell the nurse how much you liked the special of the day in the cafeteria and ask if the nurse would like the recipe. 3. Tell...
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14.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Tell the therapist you've never had such good therapy before. 2. Compliment the therapist on the professionalism of their staff. 3. Ask if you can give the therapist a massage. 4. Ask the therapis...
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15.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Ask the police officer to talk you up. 2. Ask for the special of the day. 3. Compliment the paramedics on their uniforms. 4. Tell the paramedic you're impressed with the cleanliness of the paramed...
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16.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. The waiting room overflowing with so many people you wonder if there is a going out of business sale. 2. The same six-month old magazines that have been there every time you've had an appointment....
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17.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dirty sheets. 2. Bed bugs. 3. Doctors drinking. 4. Nurses drinking. 5. Hospital food. 6. Dirty bathrooms. 7. Diapers. 8. Depends. 9. Doctors leaving. 10. Nurses sleeping. Here are ten useful tips ...
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18.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A waiting list two pages long. 2. People yelling about their bill. 3. Medical staff rushing in and rushing out even faster. 4. The lights dim on and off as if some medical device being used is dra...
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19.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Patients who look like they've been waiting two days to be seen. 2. Patients rolling out sleeping bags. 3. Patients cooking their own meals. 4. Patients gagging on the hospital cafeteria food. 5. ...
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20.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pain killers they won't give you. 2. Straps either for strapping you down or for whipping. 3. Anything that doesn't look well secured. 4. The ambulance stopping for a fast food drive-thru order. 5...