palmdale
palmdale
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Another bicycle accident. 2. An accident while you're on the way to the hospital. 3. A paramedic saying, "Oops" as he hits your head coming out of the ambulance. 4. The hospital staff forgetting a...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Would some Viagra help? 2. Could I have a year's supply of Valium? 3. This isn't going to just heal overnight, is it? 4. If I pay you extra, can you make me better faster? 5. This is because I don...
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. The waiting room overflowing with so many people you wonder if there is a going out of business sale. 2. The same six-month old magazines that have been there every time you've had an appointment....
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dirty sheets. 2. Bed bugs. 3. Doctors drinking. 4. Nurses drinking. 5. Hospital food. 6. Dirty bathrooms. 7. Diapers. 8. Depends. 9. Doctors leaving. 10. Nurses sleeping. Here are ten useful tips ...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A waiting list two pages long. 2. People yelling about their bill. 3. Medical staff rushing in and rushing out even faster. 4. The lights dim on and off as if some medical device being used is dra...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Patients who look like they've been waiting two days to be seen. 2. Patients rolling out sleeping bags. 3. Patients cooking their own meals. 4. Patients gagging on the hospital cafeteria food. 5. ...
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pain killers they won't give you. 2. Straps either for strapping you down or for whipping. 3. Anything that doesn't look well secured. 4. The ambulance stopping for a fast food drive-thru order. 5...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Other patients in pain. 2. Other patients who have been coming to the chiropractor for years and who are still in pain. 3. Strange devices for chiropractic treatment. 4. Anything using electricity...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. The police officer writing out a ticket and looking at you. 2. The police office taking out their handcuffs and walking your way. 3. The police officer calling for back-up when you ask a couple of...