palm springs
palm springs
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. That's going to hurt to sit on for awhile. 2. I wouldn't recommend signing up for anything strenuous for at least, say six months. 3. There's no real treatment for that. Just pain pills. 4. You kn...
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72.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Every truck seems to be cutting you off. 2. Other trucks don't seem to think you need any space. 3. Things keep flying up and hitting your windshield from the freeway. 4. Your engine light just we...
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73.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. What a great day they're having. 2. The economy is looking up. 3. The real estate market looks like it's getting better. 4. How much they like their job. 5. Their car seems to be running really we...
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74.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Your dog bit you this morning. 2. Your favorite cheap fast food joint just closed its doors. 3. Your best friend just moved away. 4. Your favorite sports team just landed in the cellar. 5. You rea...
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75.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Everyone seems to be driving much closer to you. 2. Everyone is cutting you off. 3. The last car almost clipped you. 4. The police keep following you. 5. An ambulance keeps following you. 6. You j...
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76.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. You just got a horrible credit card statement. 2. Your electric bill doubled. 3. Your realtor says there's no chance of you selling your house for what you owe. 4. Your refrigerator stopped workin...
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77.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. The value of your home just went down again. 2. Your retirement account looks like it did your first day on the job, any job. 3. Your spouse just left you. 4. The kids have decided they would rath...
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78.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. The economy gets worse. 2. Your car starts acting up. 3. Your kitchen catches fire. 4. The neighbor takes up the tuba. 5. The other neighbor brings home a dog that barks constantly. 6. Your mother...
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79.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Get in a taxi. 2. Hitchhike a ride. 3. Get on a bus. 4. Join a mule train. 5. Hop on any train. 6. Skate away. 7. Disappear. 8. Swim away. 9. Go jogging. 10. Slowly walk backwards toward your home...
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80.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Snickering. 2. Trying to influence them. 3. Questioning their truthfulness. 4. Challenging their honesty. 5. Ignoring them. 6. Mimicking them. 7. Annoying them. 8. Shushing them. 9. Antagonizing t...