palm springs
palm springs
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41.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Heave your bike onto the tow truck. 2. Drop your bike as he makes the first turn. 3. Run over your new motorcycle. 4. Greedily calculating how much the tow yard can make on your motorcycle parts. ...
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42.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Meatloaf surprise. 2. Tofu ala king. 3. Yesterday's anything. 4. The chef heaving. 5. People rushing for the toilets. 6. Stuffed anything. 7. Reheated food. 8. Everything being microwaved. 9. The ...
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43.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Hey, pedal this. 2. Look what you did to my new Lamborghini. 3. Get off the ground. You're blocking traffic. 4. That couldn't have hurt. 5. Tree hugger. 6. I suppose you're going to say you're hur...
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44.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Sponge bath, my foot. 2. Here you go, Mr. Smartypants. 3. You make one more comment like that and you can rot for all I care. 4. Here are your placebos. 5. A space just opened up in the mental war...
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45.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It's believed the truck was traveling at about fifty miles an hour when it collided with the poor sod in the little hybrid. 2. We expect the driver of this little economy car will have some nightm...
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46.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You look marvelous in that uniform, officer. 2. I'm going to tell the Mayor what a great job you did here tonight, officer. 3. Haven't I seen you here before? 4. What do you say we have dinner ton...
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47.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Once again we see idiots crossing a busy road instead of walking a few extra feet to the crosswalk. 2. How many times must we tell people to wear light colored clothing if they're going to walk ac...
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48.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I've seen a lot of motorcycle accidents, but yours takes the cake. 2. You have to teach me how to do that. 3. I'll pay you $50 to do that again. 4. I don't suppose you'd like to tell me what the h...
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49.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. If I pay extra, can you handcuff the other driver? 2. I have no idea who put those empty beer cans in my car. 3. Don't tase me, bro. 4. I don't suppose we could pretend none of this happened. 5. I...
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50.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. A picture of you before and after impact with the truck. 2. Pictures of you in a hospital gown with the back open. 3. A picture of you flying off of your bicycle upon impact. 4. A picture of you h...