palm springs
palm springs
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31.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Another car headed straight for you. 2. A big rig truck headed straight for you. 3. The police with their guns drawn. 4. Your ex-wife getting out of the car that just rammed you. 5. A hit team. 6....
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Voluntarily. 2. Involuntarily. 3. By daring the police officer. 4. By insulting the police officer. 5. By insulting the police officer's K9 dog. 6. By running around the police car until the polic...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Hugging the driver that hit you. 2. Suggesting to the driver that hit you that he gets his eyes examined. 3. Kicking the other driver's car tires. 4. Telling the other driver your attorney will be...
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34.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Yelling in Spanish (if near the border with Mexico) or in Canadian (lots of the word, eh, if near the border with Canada) to the closed rear doors of your truck. 2. Having a truck so overloaded th...
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35.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Trying to pick up on the police officer. 2. Taking a swing at the other driver. 3. Trying to bribe the witnesses. 4. Rearranging the cars and other evidence. 5. Handing your license and registrat...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. As if you were the driver of the car that hit you when the other driver points the finger at you. 2. As if you were still in prison. 3. Like your ex-wife treated you. 4. Like your ex-husband treat...
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37.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Driving off in the wrong car. 2. Driving in circles after the accident. 3. Telling the police that you're the police. 4. Telling the police that you're the Queen of England. 5. Telling the pol...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Letting fifty people unload the goods in his truck onto another truck. 2. Answering his cell phone as you call the number on the back of his truck as you're encouraged to do if you don't like the ...
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39.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. That didn't go so well, did it? 2. We've never performed that operation before. 3. We're still looking for a sponge or two and a surgical clamp but don't worry, if we have to reopen you up, we'll ...
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40.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Anything that stinks. 2. Bubble gum on your shoes and pants. 3. Sprinkler run off. 4. Another vehicle out of control. 5. The police clapping the driver on the back who hit you like they're old fri...