palm springs
palm springs
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21.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. You need a drink. 2. You're underage. 3. You're unlicensed. 4. You stole the car. 5. You just came from another accident you caused. 6. You're thinking of becoming a cop so you can drive with the ...
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22.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Into the car that hit you to light a cigarette if you smell gas. 2. The liquor store. 3. Disneyland. 4. A bicycle shop to see the cost of a new bike. 5. Swimming with a head injury. 6. A bad hospi...
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23.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1) Call 911 and ask to speak to the President of the United States. 2) Call 911 and tell them you are the President of the United States. 3) A divorce lawyer 4) Pizza delivery to your home. (You'll b...
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24.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Fake log books that attempt to hide the fact you've been driving for twenty hours straight. 2. Documents that show your truck is overloaded. 3. Repair estimates for brake repairs you haven't had d...
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25.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Telling the officer, "Search all you want." (and then adding an expletive under your breath). 2. Telling the officer, "I was just having a drink when that clod plowed into me." 3. Throwing items o...
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26.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. While wearing headphones so you can't hear the police chase coming your way. 2. Picking up a penny on the ground for good luck. 3. Getting someone's phone number. 4. Waving a car wash sign. 5. Wav...
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27.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Riding your bike in an elderly person's blind spot. 2. Riding your bike in retirement communities. 3. Letting someone else ride your hog. 4. Joining a daredevil motorcycle gang. 5. Riding a bike f...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Telling the tow truck driver he should use deodorant. 2. Telling the tow truck driver to be sure not to scratch you new BMW. 3. Talking incessantly on your cell phone. 4. Annoying the tow truck dr...
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29.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. In the rain. 2. In the snow. 3. Without warning. 4. In a swimsuit. 5. While showing off. 6. Just after meeting a hottie. 7. While holding a sign, "If you think I'm hot, honk." 8. In front of polic...
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30.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-10-31
1. Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches in the car, heavy on the bacon. 2. Poodles. 3. Coffee grains spilled to confuse the abilities of police dogs. 4. Funny looking cigarettes in plain sight. 5. Ge...