palm desert
palm desert
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Accuse the other driver of being associated with dangerous characters. 2. Accuse the other driver of having a dangerous sounding middle name. 3. Accuse the other driver of going to a radical pasto...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1.Blame the economy. 2. Blame Bush. 3. Blame McCain's aides. 4. Make a moose call. 5. Call for the Alaska national guard. 6. Call for the state trooper investigating the accident to be fired. 7. Buy ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Ride for Alaska. 2. Look for the First Dude. 3. Ask the sled dogs to pull the bike faster. 4. Throw the press under the wheels of the approaching bus. 5. Put on designer racing clothes. 6. Wear ne...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-09
1. Buy new clothes. 2. Try to determine if the accident was in a country or a continent. 3. Look to see if a moose caused the accident. 4. Refuse to grant interviews. 5. Fire the state trooper. 6. Lo...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. Proper cargo manifests. 2. Properly kept log books. 3. Documentation for any illegal Canadians in the back. 4. Sarah Palin. 5. A copy of "Trucking for Dummies." 6. Instructions of how to unload th...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. Rotten food. 2. Evidence of attempts to repair damage. 3. Parking tickets. 4. Baby things. 5. Bugs. 6. Stains. 7. Hair balls. 8. Broken ammonia bottles. 9. Missing stereos. 10. Missing spare tires...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. Fast food wrappers. 2. Spilled coffee containers. 3. Medicine bottles. 4. Annoying children. 5. Maps someone was reading. 6. Electronic games. 7. Hyper animals. 8. Personal grooming items. 9. Alco...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. We found your motorcycle good luck charm. Apparently you swallowed it in the impact of the crash. 2. We didn't find what's causing your pain but we did find out why that leg is bent that way. 3. S...
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59.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. The police called. Your car just burst into fire. 2. The tow yard called. They just had an accident with the tow truck towing your car. 3. Your wife called. She said if you ruined her car, not to ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. That's going to hurt to sit on for awhile. 2. I wouldn't recommend signing up for anything strenuous for at least, say six months. 3. There's no real treatment for that. Just pain pills. 4. You kn...