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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. I could have planned that better. 2. Not today. Tomorrow would have been much better. 3. I hope he's got insurance. 4. So much for that meal I had planned. 5. This wouldn't have happened if I hadn...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. I can fly after all. 2. No, I can't. 3. Why am I on this person's car? 4. I hope this guy stops. 5. That hurt. 6. So why am I here? 7. That siren sounds nearby. 8. There's another. 9. Must be an a...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. I wonder if I left the coffee pot on. 2. Did I remember to let the dog out? 3. What am I wearing? 4. What was that crash? 5. How much is this going to cost me? 6. I'm going to really be late now. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Car tire pieces they try to avoid. 2. Animals. 3. Merging lanes. 4. Insufficient space for traffic entering from on ramps. 5. Slowing traffic. 6. Things falling off of trucks. 7. Blowing sand. 8. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Potholes the size of Oklahoma. 2. Road construction ditches. 3. Confusing lane markers. 4. Backed up traffic. 5. Engine lights. 6. Other cars' high beams. 7. Maniac drivers. 8. Mattresses. 9. Boun...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Signs for food. 2. Road signs. 3. Building advertisments. 4. Helicopters. 5. Airplanes. 6. New cars. 7. Cute drivers. 8. License plates. 9. License plate holders. 10. Bumper stickers. Now here are...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Pedestrians. 2. Billboards. 3. Radios. 4. Cell phones. 5. Trains. 6. Trucks. 7. Other drivers waving. 8. Other drivers giving rude signs with a finger. 9. Traffic controls. 10. Stomach rumblings. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Animals. 2. Herds of animals. 3. Lights going off. 4. Fires. 5. Other car accidents. 6. Car fires. 7. Traffic stoppages. 8. Detours. 9. Construction. 10. Lights from commercial establishments. No...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Power outages. 2. Other cute pedestrians. 3. Horns. 4. Radio announcements. 5. Personal problems. 6. Food. 7. Coffee. 8. Passengers. 9. Arguments. 10. Hair. Now here are ten useful tips of advice ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-16
1. Furniture. 2. Bad drivers. 3. Police chases. 4. Tornados. 5. UFOs. 6. Parades. 7. Pedestrians. 8. Drunks. 9. Potholes the size of Montana. 10. Confusing signs. Now here are ten useful tips of advi...