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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Changing Radio Stations - Sure we agree it's necessary when a radio station decides to play the same song you've heard a thousand times before and really didn't care for it the first time you hear...
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22.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Hallucinations. 2. Fog. 3. Rain accumulations the size of a lake. 4. Cars hydroplaning across the freeway. 5. Black ice. 6. Any other form of ice. 7. Sleet. 8. Snow. 9. Hail. 10. Sarah Palin. Here...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Your mother in law. 2) Mattresses 3) Row boats. 4) Police cars. 5) Fire engines. 6) Kangaroos. 7) Pot holes the size of New Hampshire. 8) Other cars. 9) Sofas 10) Snow plows. Here are ten useful t...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Lucky charms. 2. Lucky anything. 3. The phone number of a good lawyer, preferably us. 4. Your health insurance card and a note of any doctors you want called. 5. The name of someone who can sneak ...
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25.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not being especially nice to your lawyer. 2. Not spending enough time with the dog, the kids, your spouse or your mother. 3. Having bad thoughts about the car tailgating you. 4. Having a drunk dri...
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26.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not eating breakfast. 2. Not eating your vegetables. 3. Not exercising. 4. Not calling your mother back. 5. Not voting. 6. Not taking your vitamins. 7. Not paying your taxes. 8. Not eating enough ...
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27.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. A first aid kit. 2. Cell phone. 3. Christmas tree lights with a battery. 4. A spotlight. 5. A large warning sign that reads, "Do Not Hit Me Or I'll Sue You." 6. A cruise ship horn. 7. A megaphone....
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Bad drivers. 2. Blow outs. 3. Drunk drivers. 4. Mechanical problems. 5. Furniture in the road. 6. Road construction. 7. Lanes merging. 8. On ramps. 9. Drivers who are distracted. 10. Billboards fo...
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29.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I'm from another state. We don't need it there. 2. I'm in a rental car. They didn't sell it to me. 3. This is not happening to me. 4. Ask the other driver. Isn't it enough that one of us has it? 5...
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30.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-10
1. I thought I had it. 2. I thought my parents paid for that. 3. You need insurance? 4. I'm sure I have it. 5. I must have insured the wrong car. 6. It was either insurance or have an awesome spring ...