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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) I can deal with an insurance company. My agent is a real sweetie. 2) My insurance company will act fairly with me. Their commercials on TV say they do. 3) I'm a Republican. 4) I'm a Democrat 5) Th...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. I still need more medical treatment. 2. They say I need surgery now. 3. They didn't tell me I had to pay back my medical insurance company for the bills they paid. 4. I thought they were going to ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. I thought they were just for car accidents. 2. Hey, its not like I'm not being smart or nothing, right dude? 3. They already repaired my bike. 4. The accident wasn't my fault. Why should I have to...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. I was going to, but the insurance company was being really difficult about everything. 2. I didn't want to spoil things. 3. I was afraid to. 4. Was I supposed to do that? 5. The insurance company ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. That's a big, big truck and I'm not going to come out of this well, am I? 2. That's okay, he'll turn, he'll turn. He's not turning, is he? 3. I guess I won't have to go to work tomorrow. 4. I wond...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Tailgating - This is fine at football games but is not a wise practice on the road. 2) Speeding - Even eating too fast can cause indigestion. Excessive speed on the road can cause a terminal case ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Oh look, a truck. 2. Wow, I can read the license plate on that car really easily. 3. Maybe this would be a good time to get religious. 4. This is going to be painful. 5. Come on feet, start runnin...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. What's he doing right in front of me? 2. Where did he come from? 3. Why me? 4. I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. 5. Back to the hospital. 6. Back to jail. 7. Guess I shouldn'...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. They're having a bad day. 2. Their horoscope said they would. 3. Their toaster burned out that morning. 4. Their computer crashed last night. 5. They didn't get the memo. 6. They didn't get any sl...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. This is not good, not at all. 2. This is going to hurt. 3. Tell me that car isn't going to hit me. 4. Surely that truck is going to veer away, isn't it? 5. Okay, now how do I get out of this? 6. I...