oceanside
oceanside
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. I saw everything except what happened when I looked away. 2. Go ahead. Check my record. You'll see I've got a perfect driving record. 3. I always keep my car in perfect condition. This is my wife'...
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32.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Illegal Canadians. 2. Smuggled cigarettes. 3. Smuggled plant leaves that people roll into cigarettes. 4. Girls in bikinis. 5. Hot tubs. 6. Breakable items. 7. Your furniture and belongings. 8. Mir...
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33.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Dream catchers. 2. Lawyers. 3. Dice hanging from the mirror. 4. Stuffed animals. 5. Good luck coins. 6. Bumper stickers that ask, How Do You Think I'm Driving? 7. Bumper stickers that say, If you ...
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34.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Crossing a street late at night. 2. Anywhere in dark clothing. 3. Jogging in the rain. 4. Near a bar. 5. Near a bar at closing time. 6. Anywhere at night on a holiday like 4th of July. 7. Near sta...
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35.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Changing lanes without looking. 2. Stopping suddenly. 3. Slowing to two miles an hour to make a turn. 4. Weaving as they talk to their passenger. 5. Weaving as they talk on their cell phone. 6. We...
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36.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. I'm sorry. 2. Don't worry, I'm insured. 3. I didn't see you. 4. Please don't call the police. 5. That damage isn't too bad. 6. My mom's going to kill me. 7. My boss is going to kill me. 8. I'll ta...
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37.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. On a bike. 2. On a busy highway on a bike. 3. Near a hospital. 4. On narrow streets. 5. In the bike lane near any corner controlled by street lights. 6. On a dark street at night. 7. On a dark str...
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38.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Slamming on their brakes whenever they see a police officer writing a ticket for another driver. 2. Doing a u-turn when they see a sobriety checkpoint ahead. 3. Changing three and four lanes at a ...
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39.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. This isn't good. 2. Why are we spinning like this? 3. Why are we flipping? 4. I think we're being pushed by that nice man in the truck going seventy miles an hour. 5. Oh good. A corn field, up clo...
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40.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. While leaving the scene of another accident. 2. While looking for a restroom. 3. While looking for a lost dog. 4. On a first date. 5. On your way back from traffic court. 6. On your way to a funer...