oceanside
oceanside
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. We'd like you to reconsider the facts that you told us, and start over with the truth. 2. The report came if from your psychologist. Wow. And I thought my family was dysfunctional. 3. Your dog wan...
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112.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. The police looking at what's left of your car and laughing. 2. The tow truck driver asking if you would like a burial service for your car or just to put it out of it's misery now. 3. Here's what'...
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113.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. A few of us doctors got together to look at your X-rays. Let me tell you, these are classics. 2. Just so you know, if the surgery is a failure, you don't get your money back. 3. Have you ever trie...
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114.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. Bad news about the computer you left in the car. The tow yard says they already crushed your vehicle. 2. They're still looking for the other driver. Apparently Richard Nixon is not his real name. ...
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115.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. We're still trying to figure out how to remove that part of your bike from your body. 2. Your X-rays look more like a fractured vase than a human body. 3. If you want to stay awake during surgery,...
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116.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-20
1. The police are looking for you. 2. The tow yard lost your car. 3. Your insurance company says they've never heard of you. 4. The other driver says you backed into him. 5. Your doctor says they mix...