newport beach
newport beach
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41.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Trying to go across the street before that big rig came barreling through the intersection. 2. Accelerating to make a yellow light about the same time it turned red. 3. Thinking the truck would be...
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42.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) When I admitted fault I was hallucinating. 2) The police are all against me. 3) Your driver hit me harder than I hit him. 4) If your driver hadn't been stopped I wouldn't have hit him. 5) If your ...
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43.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Picking up loose change. 2. Walking without looking for people driving without looking. 3. Having a leisurely drink. 4. Watching the sunset. 5. Waving to a girl on a bike. 6. Skateboarding. 7. Ben...
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44.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Beer and pain killers. 2. Wine and pain killers. 3. Any other kind of alcohol and pain killers. 4. Alcohol, pain killers and muscle relaxers. 5. Alcohol, pain killers, muscle relaxers and sleeping...
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45.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You hit three police cars, two fire engines, and a small hybrid. 2. You just made the city's most wanted list. 3. There will be no driver's license for you, Dude. 4. Any other sentence beginning w...
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46.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Doing a wheelie, drunk. 2. Doing a backflip, stoned. 3. Doing a backflip wheelie while drunk and stoned. 4. Flipping off the police car that you ended up hitting. 5. Going under the car instead of...
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47.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I've never seen a doctor in my life. Except for those guys in rehab. 2) I didn't leave the scene of the accident. I just needed a drink to calm down. 3) I don't know where all those beer cans in m...
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48.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. It was foggy, so I stopped in the middle of the road. 2. It was foggy so I sped up to get to the nearest exit sooner. 3. You mean I caused all of that? That's not possible, is it? 4. I thought tru...
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49.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Steal the policeman's horse. 2) Look through the other driver's car for spare change. 3) Tell the police, "Excuse me, I'm on the phone." 4) Ask the paramedics for a beer. 5) Ask the firemen for a ...
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50.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. You'd think he would know better than to walk down a road in the middle of the day. 2. It's not like he was holding a white cane or anything. 3. He was in a wheelchair. He wasn't a pedestrian. 4. ...