newport beach
newport beach
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Looking at things in the car instead of on the road. 2. Paying more attention to the radio than to one's driving. 3. Losing one's train of thought by talking incessantly on the cell phone. 4. Payi...
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152.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Stopping frequently for no reason. 2. Making unexpected u-turns. 3. Making turns at two miles an hour. 4. Driving like a race car driver. 5. Driving like a tortoise. 6. Failing to check blind spot...
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153.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Swerving to keep alert. 2. Hitting the bumps between the lanes for extra fun. 3. Driving on your bald tires until they blow out. 4. Reading all the billboards to stay informed. 5. Driving faster i...
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154.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. A bill for a meal this is more than what you would expect at a four star restaurant. 2. Egg dishes with only egg whites. 3. Anything that has absolutely no salt, pepper, spice or flavoring of any ...
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155.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Rubber anything. 2. Medications. 3. Surgical clips. 4. Bugs. 5. Hair. 6. Fingernails. 7. Anything that moves. 8. Rubber hose. 9. Anything that beeps. 10. Badges. Here are ten actual tips of advice...
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156.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Dentures. 2. Meat loaf without the meat. 3. Tacos hard as rocks. 4. Stuffed anything. 5. Overcooked spaghetti. 6. Anything with mold on it. 7. Anything that is a color you've never seen before on ...
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157.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Someone's tooth. 2. Someone's glass eye. 3. Some cook's attempt to make Chinese food. 4. A fortune cookie with gallows humor. 5. Lumpy mashed potatoes. 6. Creamed anything. 7. Food worse than on t...
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158.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Anything that might give your roommate gas. 2. Non-alcoholic drinks. 3. Bad pizza. 4. Rubbery hot dogs. 5. Hamburger patties with the consistency of cardboard. 6. Lint from the laundry. 7. Spicy p...
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159.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Tissue. 2. Yesterday's food reheated. 3. Dog food. 4. Cat food. 5. Tuna surprise. 6. Anything with the word, "surprise" in the title. 7. The words, "Don't eat this" written in the mashed potatoes....
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160.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Pills. 2. The special of the day. 3. Tofu. 4. Runny jello. 5. Spam. 6. Doctor's notes. 7. Hair nets. 8. Labels. 9. Health inspection records. 10. Free seconds. Here are ten actual tips of advice f...