moreno valley
moreno valley
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51.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) Old people don't see very well. 2) Some people don't think too well. 3) Cops are not easily amused. 4) You never know when you'll come across a cute girl in a slower car. 5) Children don't expect ...
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52.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. You don't have an air bag. 2. You don't have a head rest. 3. Crosswalks don't come with seat belts. 4. It's hard to get up after one of these. 5. Lying around injured isn't any fun. 6. Daytime soa...
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53.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Tickets are expensive. 2. Insurance companies are annoying. 3. Tow trucks and tow yards are not the cleanest of places. 4. Motorcycles don't do well in crashes. 5. Passengers do even less well. 6....
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54.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. The police take these things seriously. 2. Judges take these things seriously. 3. Juries usually find against the person at fault. 4. Insurance rates. 5. Car repairs. 6. Medical treatment can be p...
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55.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Bones can be brittle. 2. Internal injuries. 3. Back pain for life. 4. Neck pain for life. 5. Brain damage. 6. Shoulder pain. 7. Knee replacements. 8. Upon impact you may fly, but only until you hi...
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56.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) Oil slicks are tricky at high speeds. 2) Hydroplaning is fun for only the first couple of seconds. 3) Can you remember the last time you checked your tire pressure? 4) Negligent homicide statutes....
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57.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Since you weren't wearing a seat belt, that's not a bill we can pay. 2. Since you didn't see a doctor for some days, that's not a bill we believe we have a responsibility to pay. 3. Since you didn...
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58.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1) "We're still investigating the accident." 2) "We're still investigating whether your insurance was in force." 3) "We're still trying to reach our client." 4) "We need to speak to the witnesses." 5...
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59.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. You're free to have this matter arbitrated. 2. I've been an adjuster for over twenty years. 3. That's the most we can pay on this type of claim. 4. That's the most we can pay for that type of trea...
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60.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Our photocopy service hasn't been able to copy all of your medical records yet. 2. We're still investigating your accident. 3. We're having our special investigative unit look at the claim you've ...