moreno valley
moreno valley
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41.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Medical malpractice. 2. Hospital malpractice. 3. Pharmaceutical malpractice. 4. What that food is they just served me? 5. Why does this room stink? 6. What are all those beeping sounds? 7. I can s...
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42.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I'm innocent. 2. I didn't do it. 3. I don't know anything about it. 4. What's wrong, officer? 5. Who, me? 6. Let me tell you what really happened. 7. Don't listen to that jerk. 8. I'm a really nic...
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43.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. No more heartburn. 2. You can stop drinking so much. 3. Every lawyer comes with a prize in your next bag of potato chips. 4. You won't be lactose intolerant anymore. 5. That burning feeling in you...
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44.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Every time you hire a lawyer, you get bonus points on your credit card. 2. Every time you hire a lawyer, an angel gets into heaven. 3. Frequent flyer miles. 4. The lawyer's secretary might get a b...
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45.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. No more insurance adjusters calling at all times of the day. 2. You can concentrate on just getting better. 3. We know what you're going through. 4. You'll get a prize in your next box of cookies....
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46.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. The next fortune you receive at a Chinese restaurant will tell you this. 2. Your motorcycle will start to run better. 3. Your motorcycle gang will tell you this is so. 4. Life is like that. 5. The...
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47.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. They get easily annoyed. 2. Now the $500 they had set aside to settle your case won't be enough. 3. They were planning on that end of the year party in Aruba. 4. This upsets the whole apple cart. ...
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48.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. Good fortune will follow you the rest of your life. 2. The stars in the sky will shine down on you. 3. It will drive the insurance company nuts. 4. A weight will be lifted off your shoulders. 5. E...
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49.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. They had set aside $500 to settle your case. 2. They thought they could ignore you. 3. They thought it was enough just to frustrate you over the car repairs. 4. You seemed like a patsy to them. 5....
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50.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. They're bigger vehicles than your car. 2. They're much bigger. 3. You can get squashed. 4. The physics of such an impact are not in your favor. 5. Imagine a sledge hammer coming down on an ant wit...