moreno valley
moreno valley
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. The fact that your car doesn't look like it used to. 2. The neck brace. 3. That board the paramedics strapped you to. 4. The hospital emergency room wait. 5. The hospital gown that covered up virt...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. The part where you get hurt. 2. The part where the car is demolishing your bicycle. 3. The moment when you realized you were about to get hit. 4. The flashback of your entire life. 5. The part wh...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Give your medical bills to the other driver. 2. Have the other driver get the car repairs handled. 3. See that the other driver takes a drivers education course. 4. See that the other driver have ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I wonder what just hit me. 2. That felt like a truck. Nah. 3. I think I'm having a bad day. 4. I knew I was living under a cloud. 5. This isn't happening. 6. So, what else can happen? 7. I knew I ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Go into denial. 2. Not accept the reality of what is about to occur and try to limit your risk of injury. 3. Panic. 4. Freeze. 5. Ask your passenger, "Any ideas?" 6. Tell your passenger to jump of...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Change the radio station. 2. Adjust the air conditioning. 3. Open the sun roof. 4. Check the gas gauge. 5. Check the oil pressure. 6. Ask what your dog is barking at. 7. Eat a piece of fruit. 8. T...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. I wonder if I left the coffee pot on at home. 2. Did I get my mail today? 3. What was it I wanted to do this afternoon? 4. Wasn't there somewhere I needed to go this morning? 5. I wonder what's on...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Spill the six large coffees you were bringing to work. 2. Drop your ice cream cone on the floor. 3. Drop the chili cheeseburger you were eating on the seat. 4. Break the bottles of ammonia you wer...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. That truck's not going to hit me. 2. That truck's headed straight for me, even though I hit the brakes. 3. That truck is actually going to hit me. 4. I'm a goner. 5. Hey, I survived. What do you k...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-05
1. Go to a wild nightclub. 2. Go camping. 3. Play a tough round of tennis. 4. Lawn bowling. 5. Practice the shot put. 6. Climb Mount Everest. 7. Paint the house. 8. Go horse racing. 9. Fly to Vegas. ...