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by Geoffrey Mousseau - 2008-10-07
The Bailout bill is now law. Attention now shifts to the bankers who were at the helm of the sinking ships. Federal investigators and Congress are busy looking for people to blame. There is much ...
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by Geoffrey Mousseau - 2008-10-08
In a recent article regarding the Second Chance Act and its impact on federal prisoners, I made the point that the provision dealing with older inmates would actually help an extremely small number o...
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by Geoffrey Mousseau - 2008-10-10
Defendants wonder how to choose a defense attorney. And almost every defendant wonders if he made the right choice at some time during his case. Both concerns could not be more valid. Many things...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Hallucinations. 2. Fog. 3. Rain accumulations the size of a lake. 4. Cars hydroplaning across the freeway. 5. Black ice. 6. Any other form of ice. 7. Sleet. 8. Snow. 9. Hail. 10. Sarah Palin. Here...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1) Your mother in law. 2) Mattresses 3) Row boats. 4) Police cars. 5) Fire engines. 6) Kangaroos. 7) Pot holes the size of New Hampshire. 8) Other cars. 9) Sofas 10) Snow plows. Here are ten useful t...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Lucky charms. 2. Lucky anything. 3. The phone number of a good lawyer, preferably us. 4. Your health insurance card and a note of any doctors you want called. 5. The name of someone who can sneak ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not being especially nice to your lawyer. 2. Not spending enough time with the dog, the kids, your spouse or your mother. 3. Having bad thoughts about the car tailgating you. 4. Having a drunk dri...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Not eating breakfast. 2. Not eating your vegetables. 3. Not exercising. 4. Not calling your mother back. 5. Not voting. 6. Not taking your vitamins. 7. Not paying your taxes. 8. Not eating enough ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. A first aid kit. 2. Cell phone. 3. Christmas tree lights with a battery. 4. A spotlight. 5. A large warning sign that reads, "Do Not Hit Me Or I'll Sue You." 6. A cruise ship horn. 7. A megaphone....
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-08
1. Bad drivers. 2. Blow outs. 3. Drunk drivers. 4. Mechanical problems. 5. Furniture in the road. 6. Road construction. 7. Lanes merging. 8. On ramps. 9. Drivers who are distracted. 10. Billboards fo...