laguna beach
laguna beach
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Sweaty palms. 2. Lightning striking twice in the same exact spot. The roof of your car. 3. Dogs bark as your car passes. 4. Children back away. 5. Old men shake their head. 6. The lights go out in...
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52.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Large trucks. 2. Cars weaving. 3. A pile-up of other bicycle riders ahead. 4. Barking dogs. 5. Packs of wild barking dogs. 6. Garbage disposal trucks. 7. Gardening trucks. 8. Cars backing out of d...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Your lawyer called. You were just sued for your dog biting someone. 2) Your neighbor says he thinks the sewer line near your house is leaking. 3) Your house is making creaking sounds like there's ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. It's raining and traffic isn't slowing down. 2. It's snowing and people are trying to get somewhere to avoid putting on chains. 3. Bars are closing and some maniac passes you going eighty. 4. Sand...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Sit in the Jacuzzi with a glass of cold water for a little each night for a week. 2. Drive anywhere out of the city, the beach, the mountains, anywhere for a change of scenery. 3. Sit at the beach...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Try to get a little sympathy from the police officer. 2. Tell the insurance adjuster how much you like their voice. 3. Tell your cell mates in jail how much you like their tattoos. 4. Ride up fron...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Palm Springs or Palm Desert. 2. On the sand at almost any beach. 3. Temecula, as long as you don't drink too much at the wineries. 4. Big Sur or San Simeon. 5. Big Bear or Idyllwild. 6. La Jolla o...
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58.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Up the coast toward San Simeon and Big Sur. Stop for a Tri-tip sandwich in San Luis Obispo and watch the waves at Moonstone Beach. 2. Julian for apple pie. 3. Scottsdale, Arizona for Mexican food ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Go on a diet and start losing weight instead of the usual injury victim who sits more, eats more, and as the weight piles up, hurts more. 2. Start walking, a little more each day, if possible. 3. ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Streets near bars at closing time. 2. Beach promenades that are chock full of pedestrians, skaters, skateboarders and gawkers. 3. Streets near hospitals. 4. Narrow streets without bike lanes. 5. S...