laguna beach
laguna beach
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11.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) Figure out what the heck happened. 2) Call the paparazzi if the other driver is a celebrity. 3) Call the grocery store magazines if the other driver is an alien. 4) Take your valuables out of your...
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12.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Picked a smaller truck to be with in an accident. 2. Driven a bigger car. 3. Not been drinking hot coffee. 4. Not have tried to drive and eat a cheeseburger at the same time. 5. Not been plucking ...
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13.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. I admit it. It was all my fault. Wait a minute. That light was green. At least I think it was. Well, now I'm not sure what color it was. 2. Hey, I wasn't going that much faster than the speed limi...
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14.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Cross the street in a crosswalk. 2. Cross the street in the daytime. 3. Cross the street wearing light colored clothing. 4. Not run out in front of that truck. 5. Walk against traffic so the polic...
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15.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. A list of all their injuries. 2. The other driver trying to blame them. 3. The other driver not knowing if he was insured. 4. The other driver owning a car worth about $200.00. 5. The other driver...
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16.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. The other driver unequivocally admitting fault. 2. The police arresting the other driver. 3. The other driver being breathalyzed. 4. The other driver being handcuffed. 5. The other driver being ci...
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17.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Sleeping in Bed. 2. Winning in Las Vegas. 3. Traveling through Europe. 4. Sitting on a beach on a desert isle. 5. Exploring for lost treasure. 6. Having the best meal of their life. 7. Taking phot...
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18.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. Not gone down that street. 2. Not gotten out of bed. 3. Gone to an amusement park and waited in long lines. 4. Had a root canal. 5. Cleaned septic tanks. 6. Met someone that wasn't wearing handcuf...
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19.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1. The sight of that truck backing up into your new car. 2. The sight of the truck taking off the top of your new car and making it into a convertible. 3. The truck dragging what was left of your car...
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20.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-01
1) I only had two beers. 2) Do you know how fast this baby goes? 3) Don't you know who I am? 4) My other accidents this month weren't this bad. 5) I was just on my way to rehab. 6) Aren't you the off...