la mesa
la mesa
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Mattresses. 2. Detours. 3. Road construction. 4. Animals. 5. Sleepy drivers. 6. Negligent drivers. 7. Metallic tire shreds. 8. Construction materials. 9. Merging lanes. 10. Stop and go traffic. He...
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22.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. For having a truck cab that looks like a bordello. 2. For having a hot tub in their truck cab. 3. For suggesting that the officer is full of wind. 4. For going out of their way to make it difficul...
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23.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Violation of too many vehicle code sections. 2. Crying, annoyingly. 3. Belligerence, as in, "Cite me and I'll sue you." 4. Arrogance ("Do you know who I am?") 5. Whining. ("How come you're not cit...
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24.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Thinking the pedestrian was going to run to avoid them. 2. Thinking the pedestrian would step back to the curb. 3. Thinking drivers have the right of way over pedestrians in crosswalks. 4. For sim...
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25.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Not wearing their glasses. 2. Not using their brains. 3. Not using good judgment. 4. Not using judgment at all. 5. Looking the other way. 6. Thinking about something else. 7. Trying to check out t...
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26.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. This isn't good. 2. Who caused this one? 3. There goes my schedule. 4. I didn't do it. 5. I gotta find another line of work. 6. Oh, snap. 7. Where's a lawyer when you need one. 8. This just makes ...
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27.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Oh no. 2. Oops. 3. Oh, Snap. 4. Hold on. 5. Watch out. 6. Get out of the way. 7. We're going down. 8. What the... 9. Not today. 10. This isn't good. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a perso...
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28.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Crosswalk signs. 2. Crosswalks. 3. Stop lights. 4. Street lights. 5. Light colored clothing. 6. Light colored shoes. 7. Canes. 8. Car lights. 9. Store lights. 10. Flashing lights. Though your chan...
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29.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Scratched motorcycle helmets. 2. Torn clothing. 3. Damaged motorcycles. 4. Personal injury lawyers hiding in the bushes. 5. Ambulance drivers looking for Waldo. 6. Police cars by the dozens. 7. Th...
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30.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-06
1. Parking meter change. 2. Personal injury lawyers. 3. Maps to other cities. 4. Two-day old fast food wrappers. 5. Empty drink bottles. 6. Dirty windows. 7. Crumbs on the seats. 8. Car manuals. 9. C...