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111.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. You tell the emergency room doctor you were reincarnated, but with medical problems. 2. You think you're a famous actor from the silent screen who can't talk. 3. You're not sure which breed of dog...
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112.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. You announce that you are the chief of staff and that you want a raise. 2. You tell the nurse you think you are about to give birth to dogs. 3. You think the food in the cafeteria is the best you'...
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113.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. You think you've just seen rain for the first time in your life. 2. You can't understand why your washing machine won't talk to you. 3. Your give your dog the good food and eat his dog food. 4. Yo...
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114.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. You decide to become a professional golfer, just as soon as you learn how the game is played. 2. You decide to become a meerkat. 3. You think the Republican party is never wrong. 4. You wonder why...
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115.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. You start speaking five languages all at once. 2. You answer your own questions. 3. You start responding to anyone on TV. 4. You decide to quit your job and become a professional wrestler. 5. You ...
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116.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. That's one for the record book. You're the first person to ever eat the custard pudding here and keep it down. 2. Can we just see that pill we gave you? In the event you already swallowed it, we'l...
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117.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. We'll be keeping you overnight for observation and the guard will be outside your door. 2. The police are sending two investigators to talk to you about that pile-up you caused. I hear they still ...
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118.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. Well, you look like you went fifteen rounds with the heavyweight champion. A truck hit you or do you always look this bad? 2. I can't say I ever remember one person with more fractures. 3. We're g...
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119.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-18
1. I've been here for three days. 2. Pssshaw. That's nothing. 3. Watch out for the nurse Brock. They say she doesn't like motorcycle riders. 4. This place is like roach motel. 5. I guess you get what...
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120.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-17
1. I sure hope someone knows what this is. 2. This looks worrisome. 3. You did all of this in one accident? 4. This could take awhile. 5. Are you sure you have insurance? 6. Just fill out these twent...