la jolla
la jolla
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51.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. Slamming on their brakes whenever they see a police officer writing a ticket for another driver. 2. Doing a u-turn when they see a sobriety checkpoint ahead. 3. Changing three and four lanes at a ...
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52.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. This isn't good. 2. Why are we spinning like this? 3. Why are we flipping? 4. I think we're being pushed by that nice man in the truck going seventy miles an hour. 5. Oh good. A corn field, up clo...
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53.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. While leaving the scene of another accident. 2. While looking for a restroom. 3. While looking for a lost dog. 4. On a first date. 5. On your way back from traffic court. 6. On your way to a funer...
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54.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. A clean place to sit, like it matters how clean it is with their clothing already torn and dirty. 2. Something to drink, as if getting hit makes you thirsty. 3. A cigarette, as if getting hit make...
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55.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. This isn't going to look good on my resume. 2. What a year I'm having. 3. This is sure turning out to be one of those days. 4. Looks like I'll be late for supper. 5. What else can happen today? 6....
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56.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. I don't think he normally looks that way. 2. There's a six hour wait to see the emergency room doctors. Would you like to wait? 3. You can wait in the cafeteria but I wouldn't recommend it. 4. I d...
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57.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. At least you look better than your bike. But that's not saying a whole lot. 2. Don't worry. You'll be fine in a couple of months. 3. Shake it off. 4. Oh my, young man. You sure took a nasty spill....
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58.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-02
1. You don't look so good. 2. Do you mind if we look through your car? 3. Your car is leaking gas. 4. Wow, you really got clobbered. 5. Just another Friday night in the city. 6. Would you mind tellin...
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59.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Don't worry. I threw away the truck log book. 2. They impounded the truck for a measly brake problem. 3. No, I wasn't drinking. Not at that precise moment. 4. You drive straight for two days and s...
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60.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-03
1. Riding home in the front seat with a good looking police officer. 2. Riding home in the back seat handcuffed with any type of police officer. 3. Ruining that new car you gave your spouse for their...
