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101.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. The reflector on his bike was missing. 2. The road wasn't big enough for both of us. 3. He wasn't wearing a bike helmet. 4. I thought he was going to get out of the way. 5. His racing suit had so ...
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102.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-07
1. It was either that or the damage to the world would have been much worse. 2. It was directly caused by the financial meltdown. 3. There was a small infant in the road. 4. I was chasing a suspected...
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103.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. No one wearing gloves. 2. No one eating the food. 3. Linen not being changed. 4. Towels not being changed. 5. No one keeping notes in your chart. 6. Being asked to choose a drug yourself. 7. Being...
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104.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Do you mind if we stop at a liquor store? 2. We're lost. 3. This is the wrong hospital. 4. Do you mind if we pick up my dry cleaning? 5. We're going to go to the drive thru. Want anything? 6. Do y...
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105.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. They were going to take you to the good hospital but your health insurance only covers the one on the other side of town. 2. That your hospital is where all the doctors go who are one mistake from...
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106.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. The patient who everybody liked so much, whose bed you now have. 2. How they all thought the former patient was going to make it. 3. How unfortunate it was that he was given the wrong medicine. 4....
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107.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. Another ambulance pass yours. 2. The other ambulance driver and the driver of the one you're in, side by side shooting the breeze. 3. The driver stopping at a coffee shop. 4. The paramedic taking ...
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108.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. This is our first ride where nothing bad has happened. And just as soon as we get going, we'll see how our luck holds. 2. Would you like something at the drive-thru? 3. I hate to tell you this, bu...
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109.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-13
1. This is ambulance number thirteen. Just thought you should know. 2. We haven't lost a patient yet. Not this week anyway. 3. For a little extra, we'll take you to the right hospital on the first tr...
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110.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-14
1. The light switches in your house just amaze you. 2. You let your car go back into the wild. 3. You decide that cooking pasta in the boxes they come in improves the taste. 4. You try not to let peo...
