la habra
la habra
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Party one claimed he was only slightly drunk. 2. Party two blamed a beam of light that came from some unknown direction, but he didn't think it was party one's headlights. 3. Witness one said he'd...
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2.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I was thinking about avoiding your car but I ran out of time. 2. My shoe got stuck on the accelerator and then I hit it again thinking it was the brake. 3. I feel like such a heel. Don't worry, I ...
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3.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. You're probably wondering how I didn't see you? 2. Just so you know, that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life. I did get married once. 3. Would you like a band aid or something? 4...
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4.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. At least I didn't hit all of your motorcycle. Your front wheel is still attached. 2. Ooh, those road burns look nasty. 3. Does it hurt? 4. Is that bone meant to be sticking out like that? 5. You l...
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5.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. That wasn't very bright of me, was it? 2. Just shoot me, okay? Ah, never mind, the police officer will probably do that. 3. I gotta stop driving this way. 4. There's got to be a quicker way to get...
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6.
by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. I was actually aiming for the light post. 2. At least I missed the dog. 3. Your bike isn't totally trashed. 4. At least you're still alive. 5. Could have been worse. I'm not sure exactly how, but ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-11
1. Whew, that was fun. 2. Well, I almost missed you. 3. I thought I was going to hit someone and luckily you came out of the blue and hit me. 4. This will be fun to sort out. 5. Life doesn't get any ...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Driving at the normal speed through fog. 2. Driving at the normal speed through heavy rain or snow. 3. Paying more attention to one's passenger than to traffic conditions. 4. Failing to allow truc...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Always drive a little less than the speed limit in the fast lane on freeways. 2. Never signal your intention to turn or others will take advantage. 3. Playing the radio as loud as you can warns ot...
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by R. Sebastian Gibson - 2008-11-12
1. Looking at things in the car instead of on the road. 2. Paying more attention to the radio than to one's driving. 3. Losing one's train of thought by talking incessantly on the cell phone. 4. Payi...
